…Is when you cut up your stash of vintage sheets to in order to make smaller vintage sheets.

Jillian was right, though — making fitted crib sheets is super duper easy! If you can use a ruler and sew a straight line, you can do it. I’m kind of mad that I didn’t find out sooner how simple it is — it’s one of those things that I just assumed wasn’t done at home. I’m really happy with this sheet — I think I’m going to make more.
Did I tell you about how the moving company lost two of the legs to our kitchen table? So awesome. We were pretty bummed about it; we bought the table from a family in Logan (we found it advertised on the for-sale board in the TSC) who had crackle-painted it themselves in brown and green. We loved it and had countless wonderful times with friends and family around that kitchen table. Fortunately, when placed directly on the floor, it makes a fabulous surface for drawing, dancing, snacking, doll stroller-driving, and many other typical two year-old antics.

Putting it on the floor also means that the two year-old is a little less tempted to color on Mommy’s new kitchen table (purr, purr). I’m sure that’ll show up in pictures sometime.
For anyone interested in what’s going on with the Army: R is in a holding pattern at the moment, and will be until he starts IBOLC (Infantry Basic Officer Leader Course) in March — nice, because he’s home at 2 every day! He’ll graduate from IBOLC in July, then go to Ranger school in August. After that, we’ll move to our first duty station (which we’ll hopefully find out about soon; we put Hawaii as our first choice, though that’s no guarantee). We’re still loving it — never regretted the decision to join for a minute.
About the Rangers — when I asked him what makes a Ranger a Ranger, R told me that Rangers are “the bad mothers” of the Army. Special Forces are the uber-bad mothers, and Delta Force is the baddest mother. So on a scale of bad motherness, the Rangers are the first level. (And according to R, Jason Bourne is most definitely a Ranger.) Anyway, if interested, there’s an awesome documentary about Ranger school that you can watch on YouTube. Seriously, it’s good.