rolling in jokes

Well jeez, I’m starting to think I should start a joke blog with all the wisecracks you guys have been cracking around here! I mean, seriously –

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.

Or how about this one –

Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin’ Catholic.

Hee hee. I think we might need to have another prize for the best joke. If you haven’t submitted yours, there’s still time in the post below — I’ll be picking the winners tomorrow. Until then, here’s some happy little numbers I’ve got to show off –

I wish there were a few more hours in the day (don’t we all), because I need to make about four more of each of those — one for the shop, two for my girls, and one for me! Both were custom orders, with the fabrics chosen by the customers. Pretty picks, huh?

It’s naptime, which is a precious commodity around here, so I’m off. But before I go, I just had to tell you —

Q: What did the bolt of fabric tell his daughter when she threatened to run away to India?
A: “Go ahead…you’ll be sari.”

And this –

Two cups of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” One of the yogurts replies, “Why? We’re cultured individuals.”

And finally –

Q: Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!

Thanks to Dana, Amy B, Desiree, Jess, and Angie for the quips! Be back tomorrow with winners!